scrumptious
CELINE IS SIXTEEN
[ i'd love to wear a tuxedo ]

dumbscar:

image

HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

aureat:

i don’t know what i’m supposed to be doing right now but i’m pretty sure i’m not doing it

teganquinruinedmylife:

teganquinruinedmylife:

I’m giving this to my history teacher

Today is the day

teganquinruinedmylife:

teganquinruinedmylife:

I’m giving this to my history teacher

Today is the day

sadeon:

if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy

theodd1sout:

This will help you write good.

"Don’t waste
sunsets
with people
who will
be gone
by sunrise."
(via lucyquin) ←

mistletoevests:

why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

What's your major in college?
Anonymous

morosity:

stress

brendon-urie-the-raging-homo:

yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

Most British sentence I’ve ever heard

thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

joshunf:

if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog

joshunf:

if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog

heavyheartsandpixiedust:

viiceversa:

soulbrotherv2:

All lost in a book.  Another image that will never make it into the mainstream media.

I love this

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heavyheartsandpixiedust:

viiceversa:

soulbrotherv2:

All lost in a book.  Another image that will never make it into the mainstream media.

I love this

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